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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 13:19

Loons and Moons
No way
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Do liberals realise that God, who is much more powerful than them, is on the side of Trump?
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.
The #1 Snack for Better Gut Health, Recommended by a Gastroenterologist - AOL.com
Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...
Freaks and Cheeks
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What causes my mouth to be so dry at night my teeth sticks to my lips?
share office space ...
Just Forget it!
So they tried
No, not a chance
So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds
What are some effective ways to cope with loss and grief?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Next, they tried...
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
After 70 years of the crappiest computers ever made, why does IBM exist?